Was just told I look just like my dad. Day officially ruined.
Domino’s Pizza, I’m blaming you for all my life problems right now. God damnit.
mercerism: a moment of silence for the one year anniversary of the devastating east coast earthquake Hahahahahahahaha
Step 1: Attach mustache to TV. Step 2: Drink when... →
I did this in Berlin and the mustache matched up with Chuck Norris and Lauren and I died laughing. I miss her. And Berlin.
We're learning to ricochet: fairway-frank:... →
fairway-frank: amypoehler: “I think we’re going to transition with our comedy programs and try to broaden the audience,” NBC’s Bob Greenblatt told reporters at the recent Television Critics Association Summer Press Tour. “Those Thursday comedies, which the critics love and we love,… Noooooooo
Republicans Move Convention to Seventeenth Century →
newyorker: TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—With the threat of Hurricane Isaac hitting Florida next week, the Republican National Committee took the extraordinary step today of moving their 2012 National Convention to the seventeenth century: http://nyr.kr/RDLdtp
Hello, gallery guide who I think is named Jeff. I would really like to marry you now.