The next time you snap one of my nips like a fucking crab, I’m going to...– My fifteen year old brother
So I’m laying in a like, seven year old boys bed with my star wars a new hope shirt on and underpants because I forgot to bring pijamas with me. What is my life?
Newsweek: JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS →
newsweek: Dear tumblr, We’re hiring for some great positions over here at Newsweek & The Daily Beast. Want to get into media? Want to work in the news biz? Want unlimited Smartfood popcorn? How about Animal Crackers? Here’s your shot. Let us know if you apply and we’ll flag it with HR as coming from… For Sebastian
Summer 2012: who needs yolo when you got Longo?