April 2012
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Every time I see something in my inbox that has the words “Education” or “Art” in the title, I freak out and go blind for a second and then I realize it’s spam mail and I should calm the fuck down.
CARLY SIMON + FLEETWOOD MAC + 5 CHOCOLATE EGGS I FOUND ON MY BOOKSHELF LEFT OVER FROM EASTER = I BETTER FUCKING GET THIS ESSAY DONE.
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Me: I don't like drinking when you're not drinking.
Carolyn: I don't like not drinking when you are drinking.
