August 2011
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My Pathetic Existence 2011: (aka recent vacation...
The most exciting part of the last week of my life was winning an inflatable banana.
I hyper extended my knee in some waves and am currently using some control top panty hoes as a makeshift ace bandage.
I made a Jersey Shore themed Sim family and within 10 minutes, Sammi and Ronny (spellings???) were making out, Snooki had passed out, and the Situation was hitting on the maid I hired.
My...
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“…well, as far as a certain school of shikse is concerned…this knight...”
– Philip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint
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I Will Have No Internet
For the next two weeks. Wish me luck.
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Seriously: How was this movie MADE?!
WHO DID THE ART DIRECTION FOR THIS AND WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THEM?
Also:
I don’t know which is more of a crime…. making Jeff Goldblum so fucking hideous or making this movie. Seriously, though.
Liveblogging My Insomnia:
So can someone tell me why Jeff Goldblum post-fly transformation in The Fly remake (which is so horrendous [but it’s that or “Millionare Matchmaker” and I don’t feel like dealing with that woman right now]) is basically playing Jimmy Stewart?
Oh no... Again...
Planned on drinkin’ a brewski and working on some cover letters but I think I accidentally got too drunk to do so. OOOPSY.
Today I Went to the Library ...
for the first time in ages and got so many books to read in the next two weeks where I’ll be stranded without TV and internet and I don’t know which to start first.
Nightwood, Djuna Barnes
When She Was Good, Philip Roth
Portnoy’s Complaint, Philip Roth
South of the Border, West of the Sun, Haruki Murakami
Frida, Barbara Mujica
Kafka on the Shore, Haruki Murakami
A Gesture...
“The only good in reality is sex and friends.”
– Wisdom from my 14-year-old brother.
“How could someone so gangsta be so pretty in pictures
Ripped jeans and a blazer...”
– Jay Z, That’s My Bitch
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Things With Which I'm Currently Enamored Pt....
Almond croissants. After months of hearing my uber-cosmopolitan coworkers at the Grey Gallery discuss their favorite French pastries, I finally decided to try the registrar’s recommendation of the almond croissant…I died. Covered in sugar and almond slices…what could be better?
Bluesy, jazzy, soulful tunes about heartbreak and romance and love that are all sung strongly and...
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wrmiii:
I drank one too many whiskey’s while watching Mad Men.
That show really makes you want to have a glass of Whiskey in your hand the whole time.
Yo- Michelle, Sebastian, Others: we need to have another Mad Men themed party and Will, YOU WILL BE INVITED. Last year I made cocktail weenies.
