September 2009
SO CUTE- Zooey Deschanel's "Style book" →
Me: Well I have to go read Thomas Paine's Common Sense.
Me: UNFORTUNATELY.
Max: HAHA
Max: SHUT UP
Max: YOU'RE SO EXCITED
“I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls,
And woke to find it true;
I wasn’t...”
– George Orwell
“The evil that is in the world always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may...”
– Albert Camus, The Plague
“No one puts Swayze in a casket.”
– Will McAndrew (via longeaux)
Hahaha OMG. HAHAHA OMG.
“I go to the set thinking I’m not going to have any female friends, because...”
– I have amazing friends and 90% of them are women. You’re just a giant self-absorbed bitch. News flash! Guys aren’t hanging out with you because your “personality is badass”, they’re hanging out with you and putting up with your scat talk because there’s a chance you’ll get really wasted off Jager... 