January 2012
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Why am I up all night writing poems? Merp.
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Today in My Creative Writing Class We Played...
This was the result:
“Fat Chance”
I did tell one person. God help me, he was a chocolate addict. He just ate up all of my chocolate. It was the special chocolate, from her. But it wasn’t good for my protein diet. So he had no choice but to eat fisher, regardless of his distaste for the taste.
There’s no flavor soy sauce won’t render delectable. However, with all of that ...
okcupid
longeaux:
microwaves:
the really good guys are all in connecticut or westchester county.
when you’re on an island, 10 miles across the water is like a three-hour drive, but since distance is calculated only by radius, these men will always show up in my search results.
long island sux
Are the good guys in Westchester?
Are they?
are they?
are… they…?
“This is some propaganda shit right here. Americans make circumcision a custom so...”
– Michelle Real Talk Longo
Who just wants to rock out to Weezer and drink some brewskies with me? Huh? Any takers?
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Choking down a plain gluten-free waffle and trying not to vomit even though I can’t see out my left eye.
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Asshole alert.
Wiiiish
I could partay tonight but I’m trapped in Westchester. Ay.
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Really, girl?
Are you serious? Do you have any manners? Do you know how much I hate you?